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ok I done. why did that man seem like the nervous one 🤣 he was v much a Dad. Midwestern accent & all. Using strange words like "adjacent" lmao like come on dawg. There's a solid 80% chance I'm having twice baked potatoes and donuts tonight for dinner. stupid day, I'd rather be having dinner w/u x
— Jul 30, 2026 04:14PM
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Binomial nomenclature OTD - Datura stramoniumOr, as they learned in HP1: the more you squirm, the worse it will get.
Okay bet. I really don’t want to actually go Big Sister General, because the real ones know I HAVE been keeping it cute for the TL. But @ my family, it’s about to get Succession on HBO-level messy all over the worldwide web.
Once again, I feel like people haven’t been listening. YOU ALL ARE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF THE TIMELINE. This is not a negotiation. I would not wait for me to figure anything else out. The general public cannot handle what I know at this stage, we already have a legal industry mental health crisis in Chicago on our hands as of this weekend. Society is starting to break down at a rate we cannot handle simply because you all won’t adjust a contract date. Resubmit the PO? Like what the fuck, stop acting like it’s not possible or you don’t have a choice.
You have had plenty of time and we have all been patient. If any of you reading this are knowingly covering up real-life violent or sexual crimes that you have witnessed to protect relationships with shitty people, I will not protect you. Especially crimes against children.
I have authorized our skybuddies to take over. From the feds, if that wasn’t clear. This series of events is not just unfortunate, it is unacceptable. 🫶✌️
Hi bby, ily x 💞♾️