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Kelsey
is on page 320 of 368
So magically Lorna doesn't want her Precious Moments figurines anymore?
Just like that?
You mean to tell me ALL those figurines were just filling a rage-shaped hole in her heart, Lorna makes a few apologies she doesn't even need to make, and *poof*, she stores the figurines away?
Ooookay.
Also I think it's bologna Lorna wants to apologize to Kristen. Maybe I'm stubborn. Maybe it's because I'm an Aquarius...
— Oct 23, 2026 05:42AM
Just like that?
You mean to tell me ALL those figurines were just filling a rage-shaped hole in her heart, Lorna makes a few apologies she doesn't even need to make, and *poof*, she stores the figurines away?
Ooookay.
Also I think it's bologna Lorna wants to apologize to Kristen. Maybe I'm stubborn. Maybe it's because I'm an Aquarius...
Kelsey
is on page 293 of 368
Bean has the survival instinct of a fart.
I really enjoyed him until he screamed and ran out of a moving vehicle just because he saw a dog he wanted to pet....
— Oct 22, 2026 09:32AM
I really enjoyed him until he screamed and ran out of a moving vehicle just because he saw a dog he wanted to pet....
Kelsey
is on page 245 of 368
Lorna also goes out of her way to convince Seth that hers and Bean's relationship is not weird, and shouldn't come off as weird, and honestly? The more she goes on about it the weirder it makes her.
Hmm.. Maybe that's the point?
Also Brett is insufferable.
— Oct 22, 2026 04:31AM
Hmm.. Maybe that's the point?
Also Brett is insufferable.
Kelsey
is on page 231 of 368
I feel like the whole "putting Lorna in the play very last minute" was unnecessary and haphazardly thrown in. It wasn't really needed and could have eliminated two small chapters.
I get it's about Lorna overcoming her embarrassment from her teenage years, but she could have easily just talked things out with Mr. Sanders and eliminated this extra stuff.
— Oct 22, 2026 03:52AM
I get it's about Lorna overcoming her embarrassment from her teenage years, but she could have easily just talked things out with Mr. Sanders and eliminated this extra stuff.
Kelsey
is on page 216 of 368
I'm enjoying the book a lot but I am SO very much over the whole Lorna-Never-Knows-When-She's-Crying thing. It's already happened like 10 times and I am annoyed.
— Oct 21, 2026 09:29AM

