Thai Murphy’s Reviews > Somewhere Beyond the Sea > Status Update

Bad bitch Zoe bein a queen. Period.

Somebody come fix my heart strings. I sobbed at the end of the first book and I fear these last 100 pages are gonna break me.

I will personally unalive this hag

icicle tears 😭

“Good people don’t mind questions.”
Also Arthur burning the “see something say something” poster the way I toss evangelist pamphlets in the toilet.

Enby Alert! Also we love gay pirates.