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Mia
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“‘She loves her like-‘ he was going to say ‘like i do,’ but thought better of it”
Malcolm you have met this baby TWICE what do you mean you love her you creepy little weirdo
— 2 hours, 45 min ago
Malcolm you have met this baby TWICE what do you mean you love her you creepy little weirdo
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Mia
is 23% done
Yeah, Malcolm’s obsession with baby Lyra is really weird in retrospect. You can’t say he wants info for spying, he just really wants to see the baby. If i didn’t know he develops a crush on her later it might be cute but as it is it’s creepy af
— 3 hours, 11 min ago
Mia
is 10% done
Knowing about Malcolm’s crush in the next book means i now view his interactions with baby Lyra suspiciously.
“Malcolm was enchanted” that’s a fucking baby Malcolm, stop it.
— Oct 18, 2026 02:17PM
“Malcolm was enchanted” that’s a fucking baby Malcolm, stop it.