Mia > Recent Status Updates

I feel dumb, I’ve only just realised Jeremiah started the fight with Belly before spring break and cheated as revenge because he thought she cheated first with Conrad over Xmas.

“I’m super tiny, which means I’m really little down there” first of all gross Taylor, second of all, that’s not how that works.

Haha, Dee-Nice was Adam’s secretary in the books that’s hilarious.

This editor needs to be fired. Belly said she was nineteen 7 pages ago, now she’s eighteen and Jeremy’s nineteen. Get it together guys.

I am genuinely astounded they managed to make Belly not the most annoying person on the planet in the show cause by God is she a dumb fuck in the books

I am once again reminded Belly got with her ex’s brother TWO MONTHS after their mum died. Which was only like a month after she dumped him as well. How Conrad forgave her I will never understand.

I swear she said in the first book she’s really proud of her whistle and now she’s saying she can’t whistle at all

Belly is so much more insufferable in the books omg

Omg cousin Ivan is Nigel Farage! He even has a stop the boats campaign! Did frog faced Nige read this? Is this where he gets his ideas from?

Only time i ever agree with Grandmere. A girl with an American mother and Genovian father is Genovian American, not fucking African American just cause she’s black.

Why are we rewriting history to make Philippe a shit dad? He was an absent dad, never a bad one that forgot her age or how to spell her fucking name!

It is so incredibly unrealistic that GRANDMERE would switch to an e cigarette. Not in a million fucking years.

I forgot how childish Mia was about the whole virginity thing.

Ranking Lars above Lilly in a list of people she loves most in the world is CRAZY. Bodyguard over best friend since you were a baby. Lilly is a bad friend but it's crazy behaviour for people pleasing Mia.

Using your step dads face razor on your legs is DIABOLICAL!

Mia is such a realistic 14 year old girl cause she’s just so so dumb sometimes. Entire conversations directed at her go right over her head

Saying your best friend looks like a pug in your journal is one thing, saying it in your English assignment is actually rude as hell

Finding out Lars was an IDF soldier has actually tainted my re-read a bit. I used to like him, now i know he murdered babies for fun not so much

You think Katniss is bad at reading signs a boy likes her, then you read these books and Mia is SO much worse it’s hilarious!

Well that’s genuinely pissed me off. You can tell this is written by Bardugo cause she’s bent over backwards to make Zoya the most special special cause Zoya is *pretty*.

There was absolutely no point in bringing back the Darkling, it’s just swelling the plot for no reason. The war with Fjerda was enough.

Swear this is like the first time Nina’s thought about Matthias this book. She dgaf about him anymore, she’s moved on faster than a dude whose wife is dying of cancer.

As happy as i am to see Kaz again, his appearance feels cheap just like Alina’s. It feels like contrived fan service.

I just realised she gave Adrik a personality transplant so there would still be a grumpy/sunshine pairing after she killed off David.

Should i be sad about David? I might be if i ever followed Genya’s pov and she didn’t immediately switch to a different pov in another country right after. Once again introducing a new pov halfway through cause she needed to follow a different location.

But Alina has no power and Mal isn’t an amplifier anymore so this makes no sense! If he needed sun summoner power he’s literally been guarded by them! Jesus this is dumb

Actually i’m really angry she made Nikolai a bastard cause i’m pretty sure she’s also gonna dethrone him as well at the end of this book.

“As if she were willingly walking into a cell and she’d only herself to blame when the door slammed shut behind her” oh you mean what LITERALLY HAPPENED to you the LAST time you were at the Ice Court?!

Oh God, Bardugo’s gonna redeem the Darkling isn’t she? Wrote a whole duology to redeem a character she killed off cause she made him irredeemable.

OH FOR FUCK SAKE WHY IS MAL HERE?!