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Saying your best friend looks like a pug in your journal is one thing, saying it in your English assignment is actually rude as hell

Finding out Lars was an IDF soldier has actually tainted my re-read a bit. I used to like him, now i know he murdered babies for fun not so much

You think Katniss is bad at reading signs a boy likes her, then you read these books and Mia is SO much worse it’s hilarious!

Well that’s genuinely pissed me off. You can tell this is written by Bardugo cause she’s bent over backwards to make Zoya the most special special cause Zoya is *pretty*.

There was absolutely no point in bringing back the Darkling, it’s just swelling the plot for no reason. The war with Fjerda was enough.

Swear this is like the first time Nina’s thought about Matthias this book. She dgaf about him anymore, she’s moved on faster than a dude whose wife is dying of cancer.

As happy as i am to see Kaz again, his appearance feels cheap just like Alina’s. It feels like contrived fan service.

I just realised she gave Adrik a personality transplant so there would still be a grumpy/sunshine pairing after she killed off David.

Should i be sad about David? I might be if i ever followed Genya’s pov and she didn’t immediately switch to a different pov in another country right after. Once again introducing a new pov halfway through cause she needed to follow a different location.

But Alina has no power and Mal isn’t an amplifier anymore so this makes no sense! If he needed sun summoner power he’s literally been guarded by them! Jesus this is dumb

Actually i’m really angry she made Nikolai a bastard cause i’m pretty sure she’s also gonna dethrone him as well at the end of this book.

“As if she were willingly walking into a cell and she’d only herself to blame when the door slammed shut behind her” oh you mean what LITERALLY HAPPENED to you the LAST time you were at the Ice Court?!

Oh God, Bardugo’s gonna redeem the Darkling isn’t she? Wrote a whole duology to redeem a character she killed off cause she made him irredeemable.

OH FOR FUCK SAKE WHY IS MAL HERE?!

“The most secure unbreachable part of the ice court” no Nina that was the vault on the White Isle you broke into the last time you were here babes.

So at no point has anyone considered using their flyers to just… drop the bombs on the tanks instead of trying to build rockets? Too logical a solution apparently.

Bardugo it’s okay if one of your character’s isn’t paired off romantically. Nina is still young and in mourning, you did not need to give her a new love interest.

I’ve never really thought about this too deeply before, HOW is Ravka seemingly always losing wars and impoverished when they have so many Grisha? If your side has MAGIC the other doesn’t and you’re still repeatedly doing this badly then i fear you deserve to lose.

Three times on one page i’ve been told Adrik is a pessimist. Beating me over the head with it as if not only was he a character in the previous book but he was also in s&b!

Fuck all the way off. Then fuck off again, and keep fucking off in perpetuity.

20 pages ago: Zoya was nine when she got to the Little Palace. Now: when she was 13 she had been at the Little Palace for 5 years. Is my maths bad or is that 1 year off?

Introduced a new pov halfway through because she sent 2/3 povs to the same place and needed another one back in Os Alta. She did not write SoC.

Once again we’re back to simpering missives about love and endless bleating about beauty like in S&B

A bird that big would need to travel far and wide to catch food, it absolutely couldn’t be a mystery whether or not it existed. It would have been sighted like the stag was.

I swear Bardugo has no sense of distance, either Ravka is tiny or it should take more than a couple of hours for them to fly across it in a blimp

I always forget how irritating Mal is and how utterly unbearable Alina is when she’s around him or thinking about him. Throw him in the bin!

Waiting this long for a Cersei chapter is pure torture! I love reading her insane POV’s!

I forgot how funny Cersei's chapters are. She's genuinely so dumb and thinks she's a genius so you're just watching her constantly get played.

I’ve just realised Renly was like 9 years old when Robert gave him Storm’s End. No wonder Stannis was so pissed.