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Mia
is 50% done
“Little flirt”
I am viewing Pullman in a whole new light. Calling baby Lyra a little flirt for laughing at Malcolm when i know he’s gonna go on to write that Malcolm loves her makes it seem like he as the author did genuinely see this as flirting. She’s a BABY!
— 16 hours, 7 min ago
I am viewing Pullman in a whole new light. Calling baby Lyra a little flirt for laughing at Malcolm when i know he’s gonna go on to write that Malcolm loves her makes it seem like he as the author did genuinely see this as flirting. She’s a BABY!
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Mia
is 63% done
“He’s intensely romantic”
Is he? Or is he a prepubescent boy obsessed with a BABY?!
— 15 hours, 20 min ago
Is he? Or is he a prepubescent boy obsessed with a BABY?!
Mia
is 31% done
“‘She loves her like-‘ he was going to say ‘like i do,’ but thought better of it”
Malcolm you have met this baby TWICE what do you mean you love her you creepy little weirdo
— Oct 19, 2026 02:01PM
Malcolm you have met this baby TWICE what do you mean you love her you creepy little weirdo
Mia
is 23% done
Yeah, Malcolm’s obsession with baby Lyra is really weird in retrospect. You can’t say he wants info for spying, he just really wants to see the baby. If i didn’t know he develops a crush on her later it might be cute but as it is it’s creepy af
— Oct 19, 2026 01:35PM
Mia
is 10% done
Knowing about Malcolm’s crush in the next book means i now view his interactions with baby Lyra suspiciously.
“Malcolm was enchanted” that’s a fucking baby Malcolm, stop it.
— Oct 18, 2026 02:17PM
“Malcolm was enchanted” that’s a fucking baby Malcolm, stop it.