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is 47% done
“Oh no, look at me: I’m a 36-year old guy with daddy and mummy issues whose parents have the nerves to come pick up in a helicopter like a kid in the middle of a zombie apocalypse even though they know I’m scared of helicopters, how dare they ugh” GROW THE FUCK UP
— 2 hours, 27 min ago
