Jason Pollard’s Reviews > Infinite Jest > Status Update
Jason Pollard
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Already getting Finished-A-Long-Book Sad and I still have an average novel's worth of pages left!
— 11 hours, 5 min ago
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Jason Pollard
is on page 370 of 1079
Within 30 seconds of settling into Shipe Pool with my e-reader, a kid told his dad he wanted to show him "how wet [he] can kick" and proceeded to splash the ever-loving fuck out of me. Then, a young girl begged her mom to play Imagine Dragons off her phone, which the mom happily obliged. The universe absolutely does not want a white boy to read Infinite Jest at the pool, but I refuse to relent!
— Jul 08, 2026 08:29AM
Jason Pollard
is on page 343 of 1079
Maybe it's the sinus pressure of The Cold From Hell talking, but Eschaton seems fun!
— Jun 18, 2026 08:53PM
Jason Pollard
is on page 315 of 1079
Read this for 2 hours last night and woke up this morning with sub-dermal pimples breaking out along my hairline... afraid that I'm sprouting a bandana like I'm in a 50's B-Movie called something like I Was a Teenage LitBro
— Jun 12, 2026 08:41AM
Jason Pollard
is on page 283 of 1079
Finding pieces of myself in this silly ass book while in a depressive episode feels like I'm doing the "its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother 'exactlyyyy'" tweet with a dead guy
— Jun 04, 2026 08:18AM