Hope Wells’s Reviews > The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires > Status Update

I am going to murder all of these husbands. I am livid. They are treating their wives like children. Like property. How dare you tell Patty to calm down. This is the real horror.

That only worked cause he is a vampire.

PATRICA!!!! You better not be giving a dead man cpr!! Babe, you’re a nurse - you know better than that!! Sounds like rigor mortis has already set in. I’m imagining a shriveled mummy on the bed.

Divorce your husband Patrica. I hate him. Free costume jewelry as an anniversary present?? Absolutely not.