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I hate Scott so much rn but I also get him. I too have been terrified for my life in the closet. And it’s hard - hard to not hurt yourself and the people around you

Omg Scott you’re striking out so bad - you clueless closeted mf

Woah Scott, what a line! Better turn that romance down hotshot

This is so traumatizing for a children’s book!!!

Rachel Reid you are a bitch and I hate you. How dare you do this to my heart???

I’m gonna punch Shane. I really am going to punch him

Just rip out my heart and spatter it across the concrete why don’t you

I’m crying at work

Shane, I’m going to kill you. I’m gonna strangle you with my bare hands. Do you know your man at all????

How did no one catch this big of a typo on page 108?? Haven’t a million people read this thing

Girly, that’s not normal.

Dammit. Mercy isn’t Michael. That would’ve been so cool

Omg is Mercy Michael????? I love it

I get that Mercy doesn’t understand how the internet works but it’s hilarious that she’s crying over Ranald looking Ryan up on facebook like he did something miraculous 😂😂

Ew, don’t make Mormonism cannon

Omg - I am so dumb - Luc is fucking obviously Lucifer. Idk how I didn’t see that a mile away when I read the first book. I’m so dumb

Love that Buttercup is a horse girl

This book is so casually problematic. What do you mean there’s only been eleven perfect complexions in all of India’s history. In one of the most densely populated countries in the world - there has only been eleven hot chicks.

“You have no power over anything that matters.”

Is a killer line

“King Haggard’s castle teetered like a lunatic on stilts”

Is a great line

One throw away line and know I hate Schmendrick he can go die in a hole now.

I adore this butterfly

I knew she was gay!!!!

What honor?? I still don’t see any honor here

This dumbass bitch - everything Crookedstar told her went in one ear and out the other

Omfg can everyone please stop dying for one fucking second?????

No mention of Cedarpelt or Lakeshine for 200 pages but you bet your ass they’ll show up out of nowhere to make their son’s death more dramatic

Not Leopardfur losing literally everyone she loves. Whenever she tries to be smart, the smart cats around her suddenly turn into dumbasses that are impulsive as hell

Over and over again Leopardfur takes unnecessary risks - when will she learn her actions have consequences?? How many times does she have to be beat over the head with this lesson??

What honor? No honor to be found here