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“praise for zomromcom” im sure. reading these reviews feels like ragebait because who read that and thought “yeah all of these jokes about his name and macrame thongs are joyfully hilarious.” how much are they paying these people because no amount of money could make me debase myself in this way and compliment zomromcom. and yet here i am reading the next one for book club. #prayersup
— Oct 22, 2026 10:39AM
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maya
is 91% done
be me, skip breakfast before work because i get an earlier lunch today, find myself STARVING, read this book during my lunch break bc bookclub is tomorrow, immediately not hungry. AND MY STOMACH HURTS.
— Oct 27, 2026 01:33PM
maya
is 80% done
“our gen z queen. it would be very sigma of you. no cap, rizzler.” olivia dade you will never see the pearly gates for writing this book and ruining my day such as you have
— Oct 26, 2026 01:47PM
maya
is 80% done
i can’t believe i wasted my lunch break reading this fucking book.
— Oct 26, 2026 01:44PM
maya
is 74% done
okay day count up to 9 but six of those are gwen being imprisoned so she’s really only known hugh for 3 days MAX
— Oct 26, 2026 01:20PM
maya
is 53% done
over 50% through and it’s been 1 diegetic day. and they’ve already kissed and made it to third base. and apparently he tastes like cheese. because when i think of a guy tasting like cheese it really gets me hot. eugh.
— Oct 24, 2026 10:12AM
maya
is 31% done
clocking into my shift at the pissing me off factory like “wow i sure hope they don’t piss me off today!”
— Oct 23, 2026 10:56AM
maya
is 17% done
too many cheese references and— oh? what’s that? THEY HIT THE PENTAGON?? MORE UGLY FUCKING OUTFITS DESCRIBED LIKE THEYRE SEXY HAS HIT THE PENTAGON???? because i too drool at the sight of a grown man wearing a sleeveless skin tight asymmetrical crop top with white buttons. and the explanation is that they are trying to be INCOGNITO. BECAUSE WORDS DONT MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE
— Oct 22, 2026 10:23PM
maya
is 7% done
yes because when i think about traveling incognito i too dress up like guy fieri. duh.
— Oct 22, 2026 04:21PM