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Tolkien I take it back we won't have words you just reunited father and son (Bilbo and Frodo) so all is forgiven

I swear to god Tolkien if Balin, Ori and Oin are hurt we are going to have some serious words

Sorry I am beside myself with joy BECAUSE GLOIN IS OK AND HES TALKING TO FRODO

HI ARWEN

"He ran to Frodo and took his left hand, awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hastily away."

Excuse me

I have a bone to pick with you Gandalf WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN

"There my heart is,"

Aragorn is a simp

"It is a fair tale, though it is sad, as are all the tales of Middle-earth, and yet it may lift up your hearts."

Oh

"put your ugly face out of sight, or it will get hurt.' With a sudden flick, quick as lightning, an apple left his hand and hit Bill square on the nose."

I am desperately trying not to laugh I DID NOT EXPECT SAM TO DO THAT

I appreciate Tolkien telling me the ponies were ok and had a good life even though it had no effect on the olot