Owen Phillips’s Reviews > Homeschooled: A Memoir > Status Update
Owen Phillips
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If he ran his mother down in a dust storm I’ll personally start mailing copies of this book to A24 executives
— Oct 25, 2026 08:12AM
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Owen Phillips
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I’m sorry the father immediately joining Jdate is exceptional you know his ass was TIRED of her
— Oct 25, 2026 08:44AM
Owen Phillips
is on page 261 of 288
Look I get that five years is a long time but it kinda seems like you’ve built your whole personality about something that happened when you were twelve
— Oct 25, 2026 08:40AM
Owen Phillips
is on page 250 of 288
You know she’s pissed she couldn’t join Moms For Liberty
— Oct 25, 2026 08:36AM
Owen Phillips
is on page 247 of 288
Waiting for the brother to write his response memoir about how Stefan’s a fag and that he’s glad his mother hated him
— Oct 25, 2026 08:34AM
Owen Phillips
is on page 243 of 288
The economy used to be so good that a mid rate psychologist in Texas could have an unemployed alcoholic wife and stay married in the tract house that they own
— Oct 25, 2026 08:32AM
Owen Phillips
is on page 233 of 288
The anti-semitism was an unexpected flavor but that’s my fault they are in Texas
— Oct 25, 2026 08:25AM
Owen Phillips
is on page 227 of 288
Did he actually give him a blowjob or was it just the hair dye and nail polish
— Oct 25, 2026 08:21AM
Owen Phillips
is on page 167 of 288
Always upsetting when people like this aren’t religious. Just crazy for no reason
— Oct 24, 2026 01:58PM