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Thank you for mansplaining everything

It’s like it’s not even about the phantom it’s about all the side characters and stupid fucking Raoul

Norman fucking Rockwell was written about Raoul

I caved in and am listening to the audiobook I hate Raoul so much he did this to me 🫩

Bro how tf is the phantom more of an incel than raoul he’s legit saying worse stuff than him

Do yall think I can finish this by Wednesday bc I don’t have faith in myself

they've introduced like 20 side characters already and i can't remember any of their names

raoul needs to chill the fuck out omg get a grip

I was kind of scared to read this bc translations pmo most of the time but I realized this was originally in French and I’m like so used to reading Japanese and Chinese translations which are sooooo much more difficult to translate and not sound like shit

And I keep forgetting that books from 1900 were not written in like Medieval English this is not Shakespeare Dracula traumatized me