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Does this guy have a hard-on for me or something? Why’s he always trying to talk to me?
this is hilarious coming from the mmc 😭
— Oct 25, 2026 07:48PM
this is hilarious coming from the mmc 😭
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nat
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I’m forty-eight years old. What business do I have with a six-year-old son and another kid on the way?
wow my dad can relate
— Oct 25, 2026 08:34PM
wow my dad can relate
nat
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Install a clothesline in the backyard of my future house. No one has those anymore!
I blink. I just installed a clothesline. She has that now. I keep going.
— Oct 25, 2026 07:57PM
I blink. I just installed a clothesline. She has that now. I keep going.
nat
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something that represents Jordan was the only thing I wanted on me for the rest of my life. The birthday girl and her wishes. She’ll always be a part of me.
roll the creds
— Oct 25, 2026 07:54PM
roll the creds