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Misery is funny. “Can I just say-I've had a lot of time to consider recent revela-tions, and I'm not at all surprised that you come from a long line of cult leaders. You've talked me into so much weird shit through the years, and I always wondered why I kept falling for it.”
— Oct 26, 2026 09:33AM
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Eli_Reads
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“I hate it. How perfect you are. I spent the last 20 years hoping that if there was a mate for me out there, I’d never come across them. And then I found you, and, Serena… there isn’t one thing I would change about you or one single thing I regret about knowing you.” ~Koen
— Oct 24, 2026 10:57AM
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“Squirrels have it coming. Smug little shits.” - Koen
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— Oct 19, 2026 08:46PM
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