Status Update

Piper is 43% done

hold on he’s wearing a white wig?? we didnt need to be that historically accurate

— Oct 26, 2026 10:54AM

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Piper is 74% done

ok just because ur fiance fuggs ur brother who sounds way hotter and more interesting than you does NOT mean u get to hit her

— Oct 26, 2026 04:24PM

Piper is 61% done

PIERCED MY MAIDEN HEAD

— Oct 26, 2026 03:06PM

Piper is 61% done

we calling it a cunny???

— Oct 26, 2026 03:05PM

Piper is 33% done

griffin’s such a bad boy <3

— Oct 25, 2026 07:56AM

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