Erin Lantz’s Reviews > A Court of Splintered Harmony > Status Update
Erin Lantz
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WHY ARE WE GETTING A PLAY BY PLAY OF FEYRE’S BREASTS EVERY OTHER CHAPTER 😭 I KNOW HOW BREASTFEEDING WORKS. I HAVE NO ISSUE WITH MOTHERHOOD IN BOOKS BUT I DO NOT NEED A LACTATION DOCUMENTARY WHISPERED DIRECTLY INTO MY EAR WHILE I’M TRYING TO ENJOY MY FANTASY ROMANCE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP 💀
— Oct 28, 2026 09:45AM
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Erin Lantz
is 25% done
Hate the way she writes/speaks about child caring. Like two pages of description for her leaky nipples in a nice dress. Then during an important meeting she’s breast feeding and it (for zero fucking reason) starts going on about (and this is paraphrasing) “I stuck my finger into the babies mouth to move him from one nipple to the other” hate listening to the narrator gently speak these words to me in my ears.
— Oct 28, 2026 09:27AM