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Hey so WTF is going on with my family members, and why are they all acting like they have spontaneously developed dementia & cannot answer very basic questions? Just FaceTimed my mom & she has a split lip! This is genuinely the weirdest experience of my life. Is everybody around me a psychopath or like??? what exactly are we dealing with here. cuz this is absurd! I need the person who loves me, here. 💞