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if i was a straight man i think i’d fuck w the sheer self-insert wish fulfillment-ness of this book. WDYM HE’S MAKING OUT W A LADY WHO ACCIDENTALLY DRANK THE LOVE POTION HE WAS FORCED TO MAKE GIRL GET ME OUT OF HERE

harry dresden try not to sexualise every woman he meets challenge: impossible

harry dresden lesbophobic 🤨🫵🏼❓

i was just thinking about how the comic narration reminded me of percy jackson and then in the next couple paragraphs harry namedropped Mt. St. Helens 😩✋🏼 tis fate

“She drew back and quirked her smirky little smile at me.”

this sentence dealt me actual psychic damage bro what 😭”smirky little smile” FUCK OFF

of all the three women that harry dresden has met and has had conversations with so far, none of them have been described normally, instead all being some version of the most attractive woman harry has met who doesn’t know she’s attractive. and harry would sleep w all of them if he could. i’m trying to think if this is how HARRY is written to be a piece of shit, or if this is the author bleeding in…?

harry dresden going 2for2 on being weird about women