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Scipio looks like he wants to take up the petticoat, but then stops, unsure what the most gentlemanly response is to being handed a lady's drawers for navigational purposes.
— Nov 01, 2026 01:14AM
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Ms. Smartarse
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“I’m here to warn you.”
“Warn me? About what?”
I take a deep breath.
“I have reason to believe that Dr. Platt’s intentions with you are not noble.”
I expected her to gasp, step back, and press a hand to her chest in the sort of theatrical shock ladies often indulge in. At the very least, a whispered “No!” Instead, she crosses her arms and gives me a withering stare.
— Oct 31, 2026 08:47AM
“Warn me? About what?”
I take a deep breath.
“I have reason to believe that Dr. Platt’s intentions with you are not noble.”
I expected her to gasp, step back, and press a hand to her chest in the sort of theatrical shock ladies often indulge in. At the very least, a whispered “No!” Instead, she crosses her arms and gives me a withering stare.
Ms. Smartarse
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“Why are you so certain I’m villainous?”
“Because the alternative is that you’re simply doing a good turn for a stranger, and your initial approach would lead me to believe otherwise.”
I have suppressed enough eye rolls in my lifetime to know she’s working very hard to do so.
— Oct 27, 2026 04:45AM
“Because the alternative is that you’re simply doing a good turn for a stranger, and your initial approach would lead me to believe otherwise.”
I have suppressed enough eye rolls in my lifetime to know she’s working very hard to do so.