Moonat’s Reviews > A Court of Splintered Harmony > Status Update

Male.. female... like a wildlife documentary. And it's heat season at that.

"You gladly change his messiest blowouts," I said. "Just by that alone, I know how much you love him—and me."

Sarah, bruh. This is horrible. Noone even talks like this, including parenting life is nice but done properly. This isn't done properly, it's cringy and gross.

"​I had to give Rhys’s tailor credit: she’d discreetly outfitted the slats over my chest with absorbent swatches of cloth. So when my tender, swollen breasts inevitably began to leak—which would be soon now, given the rising pressure in them—the milk would be sopped up before soaked spots appeared."

Even if she wasnt postpartum, I don't need a detailed description of how a random dress for a random meeting was made.