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When she's pregnant and dying in the midst of an apocalypse and he has to carry her but ends up describing her as a small whale 💀
A SMALL WHALE 💀💀
SMALL WHALE 💀💀💀
WHALE 💀💀💀💀
I'm sorry, it shouldn't be funny but the absurdity of the situation has me crying 😭😭🤣
— Nov 02, 2026 08:30AM
A SMALL WHALE 💀💀
SMALL WHALE 💀💀💀
WHALE 💀💀💀💀
I'm sorry, it shouldn't be funny but the absurdity of the situation has me crying 😭😭🤣
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Nov 02, 2026 08:32AM
Noooo a small whale!?! You could’ve said mouse
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this is an accurate description for how i felt pregnant 💀
a WHALEEEEE 😭 if he wasn't being so heroic I would demand jail time for that man 🤣
HAHAHAHAHH please this sent me
Lmaooo if my man called me a whale, just let me go at that point 🥲🥲🥲
Well it's the middle of the apocalypse he's excused 😂
to be fair i did feel like a small whale while pregnant sooooo🤣🤣
ʟᴇɪʟᴀ wrote: "Noooo a small whale!?! You could’ve said mouse"He could have just said she's heavily pregnant 😭🤣
elle wrote: "this is an accurate description for how i felt pregnant 💀"GIRL 💀💀🤣
Ashlyn (s-ia) wrote: "a WHALEEEEE 😭 if he wasn't being so heroic I would demand jail time for that man 🤣"Girl fr. The audacity!! And that too to a woman he loves 😭🤣🤣🤣
I couldn’t even get up from the toilet by myself when I was pregnant, so I have some sympathy for this man. 😂 Calling her a small whale was still a choice, though. 💀
Oooohhhhh I 100% felt like a whale when I was pregnant, but if someone would've called me one I would've steam rolled their butt! 🤣
Excuse me?!?! 😭😭😅 men ruin everything smh
Ummm… probably not the right thing to say to her! 🤦🏽♀️… MENNNN! 😒
Taskin⋆彡⭒ (s-ia) wrote: "a small whale? i would cry"Right?! 😭😭😂
Jules wrote: "Damn, the honesty 🤣"Wayyy too honest lol
lauren wrote: "what in the world 😭😭"Lmaooo ikr
Laura Jane ♡ (semi ia) wrote: "HAHAHAHAHH please this sent me"Girl i laughed for ten minutes straight 💀
I'm sorry, WHAT?! I don't know whether to laugh or gasp in horror 😭
Mary ♥ wrote: "Lmaooo if my man called me a whale, just let me go at that point 🥲🥲🥲"Lmaoo right?! THE AUDACITY
trix wrote: "PARDON?😭"RIGHT?!
Bea27x wrote: "Well it's the middle of the apocalypse he's excused 😂"Fair... and he does have back issues so I suppose we'll show him a little mercy lol
tiff wrote: "😂 well…"Yep...
That’s an absolutely insane description 🤣
That's so jarring coming from mostly romance books haha
small whale…. all i can picture now is a beached whale *cough* sorry “small” beached whale
A small whale?! Lmao, rude! ♡❀♡
As someone who has been pregnant before... it's okay when you say that to yourself, because lying in a bath trying to get up, that is exactly what you feel like, but let someone else say that... hell hath no fury like a pregnant hormonal woman.
Asia wrote: "Small doesn't help in this situation 😂"No it really doesn't lol
Youssra {very busy-review slumping} wrote: "to be fair i did feel like a small whale while pregnant sooooo🤣🤣"Haha but this man is into her and I was baffled lmaooo
Meg wrote: "A small whale 🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me cackling"Samee
Andy (slow) wrote: "I couldn’t even get up from the toilet by myself when I was pregnant, so I have some sympathy for this man. 😂 Calling her a small whale was still a choice, though. 💀"Damn.. Oh definitely that small whale was a choice. Had me cackling tho
Becky wrote: "Oooohhhhh I 100% felt like a whale when I was pregnant, but if someone would've called me one I would've steam rolled their butt! 🤣"Right?! Like why couldn't he describe her better lmaoo