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HELP NOT THEIR PARENTS SECRETLY PLACING BETS ABOUT WHEN THEY’D GET TOGETHER 😭💀

Bruh Gabe is a fucking coward who doesn’t deserve Ellis

“I probably just took his virginity— stole it, since I can’t give it back and I’ll be running off with it like a thief in the night.”

HIS DRAMATIC ASS LMFAO

Gabe, sweetie, straight men wouldn’t be having these thoughts/feelings or acting on such desires with another man btw
I think the whole “I’m not gay!” argument has sailed

Gabe is exhausting 🫩

Bruhhhhhh FUCK 3rd act breakups

I love this author sm

I don’t love that one of the characters has the same name as one of my ex-gfs 😒 the name has gotta go pls