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⦻ jack ⦻ is 95% done

HELP NOT THEIR PARENTS SECRETLY PLACING BETS ABOUT WHEN THEY’D GET TOGETHER 😭💀

— Nov 06, 2026 05:03PM

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⦻ jack ⦻ is 90% done

OH NO 😭

— Nov 06, 2026 04:22PM

⦻ jack ⦻ is 76% done

Bruh Gabe is a fucking coward who doesn’t deserve Ellis

— Nov 06, 2026 03:11PM

⦻ jack ⦻ is 74% done

“I probably just took his virginity— stole it, since I can’t give it back and I’ll be running off with it like a thief in the night.”

HIS DRAMATIC ASS LMFAO

— Nov 06, 2026 02:57PM

⦻ jack ⦻ is 73% done

Gabe, sweetie, straight men wouldn’t be having these thoughts/feelings or acting on such desires with another man btw
I think the whole “I’m not gay!” argument has sailed

— Nov 06, 2026 02:54PM

⦻ jack ⦻ is 71% done

Gabe is exhausting 🫩

— Nov 06, 2026 02:48PM

⦻ jack ⦻ is 70% done

Bruhhhhhh FUCK 3rd act breakups

— Nov 06, 2026 02:45PM

⦻ jack ⦻ is 30% done

I love this author sm

— Nov 06, 2026 12:49PM

⦻ jack ⦻ is 20% done

I don’t love that one of the characters has the same name as one of my ex-gfs 😒 the name has gotta go pls