Status Update

Samantha is 45% done

“Actually, I hate running.” Really, running is the worst. “Why anyone would do such a thing if not in mortal peril is beyond me.”

SHE GETS ME.

— Nov 07, 2026 08:31PM

2 likes · Like flag

Samantha’s Previous Updates

Samantha is 86% done

ESA PUTA! I TOLD YOU!!

— 39 minutes ago

Samantha is 82% done

Mmmm idk, that shit burns there, me no likey 🙂

— 1 hour, 31 min ago

Samantha is 70% done

I didn’t see that smack coming. You got me good. DAMN.

— 14 hours, 6 min ago

Samantha is 62% done

“Lie again and I’ll have you screaming your truths.”

Well that would shut me up.
Or would it? 😏

— 18 hours, 26 min ago

Samantha is 51% done

‘Not Ryumerisn enough and not Kinarian enough, never truly at home anywhere.’ 🥲

— 21 hours, 17 min ago

Samantha is 39% done

Well…my last update didn’t age well I fear…

— Nov 07, 2026 07:44PM

Samantha is 33% done

Oh you’re picking that bitch??? I won’t soon forget this betrayal. You two can choke!

— Nov 07, 2026 07:02PM

Samantha is 19% done

Why is this book hittin me in my religious trauma?!

— Nov 07, 2026 05:55PM

Samantha is 15% done

“You do look like a nightmare incarnate.”

How to flirt with me 🫦

— Nov 07, 2026 05:37PM

Samantha is 9% done

‘God cocks’
LMAO IM STEALING THIS EXPRESSION 🤣

— Nov 07, 2026 04:52PM

No comments have been added yet.