krystenna’s Reviews > The Grump Next Door > Status Update
krystenna
is 60% done
If I had a dollar for everytime he said “needy p🐱ssy” or “sweet little c🥑nt” I could afford to solve world hunger,
I’m not a prude, I’m just not ovulating.
— Nov 09, 2026 01:13AM
I’m not a prude, I’m just not ovulating.
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krystenna
is 56% done
My house will never be cleaner tomorrow when I finish this off.
— Nov 08, 2026 06:44AM
krystenna
is 13% done
Do I love that she calls him “my big guy” no, but do I love that he’s 6ft6 and grumpy? Yes. After spiraling the other day this was honestly exactly what I needed, I might actually get some housework done with this audio.
— Nov 07, 2026 06:42AM
lol