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The closed alley outside the Gilded Gallows reeked of piss and sulfur, a charming combination that perfectly macthed the mood.
— Nov 09, 2026 01:48PM
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“I’m going to flay them alive and use their entrails to spell out ‘Fuck Around and Find Out’ across the battlements.” 😈
— Oct 16, 2026 10:15AM