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Eli H is 62% done

It's always a good sign when your marriage makes you long to walk into the sea and dissolve like sea foam

— 17 hours, 53 min ago

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Eli H is 80% done

Oh jesus Vivian tell me you're not doing this

— 14 hours, 39 min ago

Eli H is 80% done

Oh god not his mother

— 14 hours, 50 min ago

Eli H is 79% done

Damn girl that is not the way to support your lesbian daughter

— 14 hours, 57 min ago

Eli H is 74% done

YEAH GIRL GET HIM!!!!

— 15 hours, 25 min ago

Eli H is 74% done

"You don't know what they took from me" YEAH cuz you never told her!!!!!!!!!

— 15 hours, 27 min ago

Eli H is 74% done

Does...does the house possess people with the desire to renovate??

— 15 hours, 29 min ago

Eli H is 67% done

Girl......you should kill him

— 16 hours, 39 min ago

Eli H is 67% done

Yessssss pull on that thread, unravel his lies

— 16 hours, 41 min ago

Eli H is 63% done

Damn everything is a generational cycle in this book, huh

— 17 hours, 20 min ago

Eli H is 62% done

I KNEW IT

— 17 hours, 49 min ago

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