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Naomi
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coincidentally every fallen angel presents as or is a male and they all exclusively love human women. there is no genderless form of the angels as some may have been lead to believe. they are all sexual beings - they're so evil and depraved, but they would NEVER stoop to homosexuality, apparently.
i find that awfully convenient and very hard to believe.
— Nov 11, 2026 07:14PM
i find that awfully convenient and very hard to believe.
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Naomi
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"Your story is on fire! 105 hits in the last 12 hours. Seriously dude. You could win this thing."
105 views in 12 hours is such a flop by today's standards. lmao.
— Nov 12, 2026 02:17PM
105 views in 12 hours is such a flop by today's standards. lmao.
Naomi
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"That story, it's like it was Jude's version of what happened. [...] But you didn't write it like he would have."
"In what way?"
"Well for starters, he would have called them hellturds, not hellions. And, secondly, he wouldn't have noticed my aftershave."
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT JUDE WAS THINKING. MAYBE HE DID NOTICE YOUR AFTERSHAVE. YOU DON'T KNOW.
— Nov 11, 2026 07:32PM
"In what way?"
"Well for starters, he would have called them hellturds, not hellions. And, secondly, he wouldn't have noticed my aftershave."
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT JUDE WAS THINKING. MAYBE HE DID NOTICE YOUR AFTERSHAVE. YOU DON'T KNOW.
Naomi
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damn... this is REALLY fast paced. and...wow! MORE FUCKING INSTA LOVE. SHE MADE OUT WITH HIM IN 15 PAGES. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
— Nov 05, 2026 05:50PM