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"Mom, do you understand the reference?" Matthew, Betty-Lou's youngest son asked her over family dinner afters he had wondered out loud how the OQA would ever honor the SFQE's theme of "I wish I knew how to quilt you".
"Reference?"
"It's from Brokebank Mountain. It's a movie about gay cowboys, and one of them says to the other "I wish I knew how to quit you" to the other at one point."
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— Nov 12, 2026 01:08PM
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Im actually giggling at the dialogue here. So far, really glad I’ve checked this out.

Kinda wanted to smack Byron for the haircut comment (that there’s an age limit for having it), as someone who has long hair, but I’m sure I’ll warm up to him.
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“But I am not committing to joining any group until I’ve fully vetted it.” Byron looked to Rob & added, “We do NOT need another gay swim team situation. I’m still getting texts from swinger couples looking for a third.”
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What the hell is “The Needle Incident”? Why are they not sharing?!
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She could tell Matthew was resisting the urge to laugh, causing her to suspect this theme was meant to be a joke of some kind.
"Oh? Would dad & I like this film?"

*Matthew's life is probably flashing before his eyes right now. *

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Also, everything so far about craft guilds (or groups, like here) is coming off as absolutely true, 100%.

If you want to learn to do something, find your locals and say hi - my group has a lot of older ladies - I'm continually one of the youngest at almost 40 - and they're always happy to have new members. Just be careful or you'll get roped into the executive - no one wants to be in charge of herding the cats.
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1% in and I'm ride-or-die for Betty-Lou. She is ADORABLE.

No, I'm not ready to tear up about the rainbow anecdote, must be you. Dust. Allergies. Totally.
— Nov 12, 2026 12:51PM
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