nitra’s Reviews > The Princess Bride > Status Update

Nerve endings as piano strings type torture this must be

Writing so engaging i genuinely just forget the plot i already know from the movie

they had poor young fezzik going "reek, reek, rhymes with weak"

Fuckers name is Humperdinck too

"Drat!" is a proper reaction to ahh his father the king in a dying state for a prince that has a Zoo of Death filled with animals he gets to beat up

What

three*

Jesus she speedrunned the four doors of the mind

Buttercup looksmaxxing arc

He said the line!!!

Willliam goldman is fooling me so fucking hard man wtf do you mean he doesnt actually have a wife called helen and he doesnt actually have a son and of course the whole... The fuck