♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}’s Reviews > The Sword of Summer > Status Update
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so I had a conversation with my weapon. (Because that wasn’t crazy at all.)
‘Could you do a glamour and turn into something smaller?’ I asked it.
‘Preferably not a chain, since it’s no longer the 1990s?’
The sword didn’t reply (duh), but I imagined it was humming at a more
interrogative pitch, like, Such as what?
‘I dunno. Something pocket-size and innocuous. A pen, maybe?’
pjo reference???
— 10 hours, 14 min ago
‘Could you do a glamour and turn into something smaller?’ I asked it.
‘Preferably not a chain, since it’s no longer the 1990s?’
The sword didn’t reply (duh), but I imagined it was humming at a more
interrogative pitch, like, Such as what?
‘I dunno. Something pocket-size and innocuous. A pen, maybe?’
pjo reference???
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♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}’s Previous Updates
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}
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FORTY-EIGHT
Hearthstone Passes Out Even More than Jason Grace (Though I Have No Idea Who That Is)
OMG I DO!!! I KNOW WHO THAT ISSSSSS
— 2 hours, 50 min ago
Hearthstone Passes Out Even More than Jason Grace (Though I Have No Idea Who That Is)
OMG I DO!!! I KNOW WHO THAT ISSSSSS
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}
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With all the other stuff going on, I’d forgotten about the scarf. ‘Yeah,
what was that about? You’ve got an invisibility hijab?’
kind of pjo reference??
— 3 hours, 23 min ago
what was that about? You’ve got an invisibility hijab?’
kind of pjo reference??
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}
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Halfborn’s shaggy eyebrows achieved orbit. ‘Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel?’
‘Squirrel squirrel,’ Mallory confirmed. ‘And I’m surrounded by moron morons.’
— Nov 13, 2026 02:27PM
‘Squirrel squirrel,’ Mallory confirmed. ‘And I’m surrounded by moron morons.’
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}
is on page 69 of 491
I scanned the bookshelves: my favourite fantasy and horror authors from
when I was younger – Stephen King, Darren Shan, Neal Shusterman,
Michael Grant, Joe Hill; my favourite graphic-novel series – Scott Pilgrim,
Sandman, Watchmen, Saga
OMGOMGOMG NEAL SHUSTERMAN MENTIONED???
— Nov 13, 2026 01:02PM
when I was younger – Stephen King, Darren Shan, Neal Shusterman,
Michael Grant, Joe Hill; my favourite graphic-novel series – Scott Pilgrim,
Sandman, Watchmen, Saga
OMGOMGOMG NEAL SHUSTERMAN MENTIONED???
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}
is on page 63 of 491
The perks included a sauna, a hot tub, a walkin wardrobe, a walk-in shower and a walk-in toilet.
h-how would that even work??
— Nov 13, 2026 12:54PM
h-how would that even work??
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}
is on page 63 of 491
People tended to spell it Mangus, rhymes with Angus. I always corrected
them: No, it’s Magnus, rhymes with swag-ness. At which point they would
stare at me blankly.
SWAGGY MAGGIE STELLA I GET IT NOWWWWW
— Nov 13, 2026 12:52PM
them: No, it’s Magnus, rhymes with swag-ness. At which point they would
stare at me blankly.
SWAGGY MAGGIE STELLA I GET IT NOWWWWW
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}
is on page 48 of 491
FLOOM! I hit the water.
Then I died. The end.
the end!
*sighs*
this story was GREAT
— Nov 13, 2026 12:33PM
Then I died. The end.
the end!
*sighs*
this story was GREAT
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}
is on page 47 of 491
Before he could recover, my sword leaped upward and slashed his face.
With a howl, Surt stumbled back, cupping his hands over his nose
omg voldy moldy has a twin nowwww <3333
— Nov 13, 2026 12:31PM
With a howl, Surt stumbled back, cupping his hands over his nose
omg voldy moldy has a twin nowwww <3333
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}
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In short, it was the saddest, flimsiest, most disgusting piece of scrap I’d ever magically pulled from a river.
‘At last!’ Randolph lifted his eyes to the heavens. I got the feeling that, if not for his bum knee, he might’ve knelt on the ground and offered a prayer to the non-existent Norse gods.
‘Yeah.’ I hefted my new prize. ‘I feel safer already.’
me too 😊
— Nov 13, 2026 12:24PM
‘At last!’ Randolph lifted his eyes to the heavens. I got the feeling that, if not for his bum knee, he might’ve knelt on the ground and offered a prayer to the non-existent Norse gods.
‘Yeah.’ I hefted my new prize. ‘I feel safer already.’
me too 😊
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}
is on page 27 of 491
Randolph fished for quarters in his cupholder. ‘All these years, it was so
much closer than I realized. I just needed you!’
‘I’m definitely feeling the love.’
awwwww i feel it too!! 🥰
— Nov 13, 2026 09:47AM
much closer than I realized. I just needed you!’
‘I’m definitely feeling the love.’
awwwww i feel it too!! 🥰
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JACK THE HETEROPLATONIC MULTIRACIAL POLYCULE
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ohhh thats the swords name? 🤨
YUP
OH AND WE SHIP JACK AND RIPTIDE
.•~stella~•.{Take me to camp half blood} wrote: "OH AND WE SHIP JACK AND RIPTIDE"omg yes.
i ship
YESSSSSIN THE THIRD BOOK THEY GO ON A DATE
OMWORD THAT WAS SO FUNNYYY
.•~stella~•.{Take me to camp half blood} wrote: "YESSSSSIN THE THIRD BOOK THEY GO ON A DATE"
AcTUALLY???!?!?!?!?!
🍂Sofia the First🍂 {I'd burn it all down} wrote: "OMWORD THAT WAS SO FUNNYYY"I CANT WAITT
♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl} wrote: ".•~stella~•.{Take me to camp half blood} wrote: "YESSSSSIN THE THIRD BOOK THEY GO ON A DATE"
AcTUALLY???!?!?!?!?!"
YESSSSS😍😍
It actually IS A PJO REF!!! AND (i don't remember which book in the trilogy) BUT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY!!