Ashley’s Reviews > In the Hand of the Goddess > Status Update

My thoughts thus far include: 1. I am v put out that a goddess did not appear to me when I turned 15 to tell me which boys liked me and give me a magic cat and necklace. I mean, I know I'm allergic to cats. But surely a *magic* cat wouldn't have dander, right?
2. Teen-me wrote terrible Tortall fiction about...Delia of Eldorne!
3. Teen-me had book crushes on George, Jonathan and...Alex!