Theo > Status Update

I did this. I went here. It looked like this. Here's more irrelevant and excruciating detail, adding nothing of interest. This happened, and I did that.

Really disappointed, because I remember a lot of people were really into this when it first came out, which is why I bought it in the first place, but it's so excruciatingly tedious to read that I quit as soon as I hit page 50.