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From "The Replacements," a Beaumont and Beasley short story:

Llew folded his arms and scowled at us. "I'm not too impressed with your 'magical investigation service' so far. I've already been disappointed once, when that old goat Crackenthorpe took my money and vanished."
I wanted to ask how a faun was in a position to use "goat" as an insult, but decided that wouldn't be a good idea.