Kristina’s Reviews > Tourmaline > Status Update

Bitches be having babies

A tanned ginger is an oxymoron

IF YOU CAN PURIFY WATER WOTH A THOUGHT WHY DON’T YOU DO THAT WITH ALL THE OCEANS MY GUY

“Besides, there were weirder things than having a dragon for a lover, weren’t there?”
Ummmmmmmm...my guy. Listen to yourself.

“... doesn’t everyone have baggage? I know you’re the one for me. I was meant to meet you here. I’m ready to go to your world. As long as I can bring my kitties.”
NBD dragon guy, whatever. So long as I have my cats.

“Dragon magic enabled them to stay in their clothing before and after a shift.”
Sure why not, if you’re already making shit up.

“But Kai had bested leviathans and krakens and all manner of calamitous sea creatures before. Wolves were nothing.”
NOTHINGGGGG

Ah those wily curved women

This guy is not very smart.

Did you lock your girl in your hotel room my guy