Dangermousie’s Reviews > A Promise of Fire > Status Update

Fine, you win! I ship them!

Aaaand hero is kidnapping the heroine because he needs her magic powers. I hope she stabs him repeatedly in the face for his trouble. I am getting too old for this trope.

Intelligent brow. Strong jaw. Wide mouth. Hawkish nose. Black hair brushes a corded neck atop broad shoulders that have no doubt been swinging a sword since before he could walk. Body toned to perfection, skin darkened by a lifetime in the sun, he’s battle-chiseled and hard, the type of man who can cleave an enemy in two with little effort and even less consequence to his conscience.

I am gonna like this!