Chris, the Dalek King’s Reviews > Seers Stone > Status Update

So I guess we never know why her boss wanted the stone. Because that is in no way important.

On the bright side, this book is fucking over and I never ever have to read it again.

He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder before he took off for the door again.

Tell me again how she is this awesome treasure hunter. Please. Her boyfriend/lover just threw her over his shoulders b/c she couldn't run fast enough. I'd think in a profession like hers running might be important. A skill worth having. But guess she relies on the assumption that everyone in the room just wants to fuck her

You know what I just realized? I have no clue why I should care if these guys get the stone. For all I know the people who are going up against them are the good guys here, and she and her merry band of bland sidekicks are the douchebag thieves.

That's a bit of a book-fail.

So, um, silly question...but is this book condoning sexual assault on people? Because as far as I can tell, that is what Logan just did with his magic.

Love how all the obstacles put in her path could be overcome by a child. She is clearly the Best Treasure Hunter Ever! If only in the Ages 5-9 category.

Tho that would explain why she keeps declaring that she is "going on an adventure!"

Oh good, a shopping montage. Because how else can we make it obvious the protag is a woman but with a scene of her trying on dresses. Can't wait to see how her choosing the red dress over the blue one plays a critical role in the plot.

Ok, you totally stole that "eat chocolate to feel better after a magical attack" from Harry Potter.

*Bites into Snickers bar*

Fucking copy-cats

Dammit. They survived.

That was the whole payoff for the "fear the fear merchants" line? Really? She walked on a ship then walked right back off. it took like little over a page. Gee, so glad the author went out of their way to include that in their story.

This book sucks.

please for the love of god stop having everything with a pulse hit on her.