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"Ho! The natives are restless. Hello, my people! Don't worry. I'll establish a higher minimum wage for you all!"

Henry Cheng wins #theinternet2017.

After speed rereading Lily Blue, I've started to reconsider Maggie Stiefvater's writing from adorable nuanced charm to, ohmygad can you please settle down with the red herrings and tangential prose?