Teal’s Reviews > Boneyard > Status Update

"I decided the day would be better spent in my pajamas. My Netflix queue wasn't going to watch itself."

Words to live by.

“Be good,” he whispered against my mouth.
“I’d rather be myself,” I replied.

“Why didn’t you just leave them both in the trunk?" I asked, a little more sharply than I meant to. How was I having this conversation? How was I chastising someone for their poor body-disposal skills?

"I thought of how the news report had described the disappearance of the girl’s body as a possible case of 'grave robbing, something straight out of a horror movie' and the investigation as 'ongoing'. Then I thought about how the grave robber himself was probably sacked out on my couch, marathoning Netflix."