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THE SENATOR JACOB GOT A JOB WITH IS OBAMA

“The fairy tale, Landon, was never about the shoes. The fairy tale was the prince. The fairy tale was a love that fit, not a shoe.”

“You know what’s funny?” Jacob paused and almost smiled. “I thought I’d quit because you were with her, but it turns out I’m quitting because you left her.”

“I am not your lawyer but I need to advise you, as of ten o’clock this morning, Alek Yerkhov became a federal fugitive. If you are hiding him or helping him get away, you are aiding and abetting a federal fugitive, which is a crime.”
“Ohmygod! No! I’m not! I mean, definitely not. I have a one-bedroom walkup. I wouldn’t even have anywhere to put him!”

Jdjdjfjfjcjjdjfjfjfjjfjf Olivia angrily rapping along with Not Afraid by Eminem, truly wild

I keep thinking about how much a campaign union would have helped Olivia

He couldn’t call me but he called Yanni. Great. Nice love of my life. Swell. Super freakin’ swell.

Djjfjdjfjf this is getting so stressful

“You’re not the other woman.”
“Yes, I am.”
“You have my heart.
[...] “It’s not enough.”
“I know.”

As she bent to pick up a few shirts, she thought through the absurdity of wanting exclusivity with a married man. That would be classic. Hey, married man, do you want to be exclusive with me? I mean aside from your wife?