Claire’s Reviews > I Work at a Public Library: A Collection of Crazy Stories from the Stacks > Status Update

Thoroughly amused so far. I didn't realize this is actually a collection of tumblr posts but the format totally works. My favorite so far:

PATRON: Where are your books on action?
ME: By “action” do you mean like martial arts, that kind of thing?
PATRON: No, I mean like . . . [mumbles]
ME: I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that, what did you mean?
PATRON: [loudly] Murder!