Andre’s Reviews > Inhuman, Vol. 1: Genesis > Status Update

So Medusa does not have her telepath check the Unspoken and is not having an eye on Lineage... you know, she is started to make Cassandra Clare's female characters look competent in comparison.
This "new X-Men" routine was bad enough but holy shit is she stupid.
Thank god this is over. This crap selled well?

I know Jason is a teenager but he says he can only do things with rocks and there everything is metal... maybe he should have taken some rocks with him then or use the rocks that are part of his body? Wasn't he supposed to be smart?

Naja is a genus of Cobra snakes... why does that girl have that name already? Isn't this name picking thing supposedly some right of passage/new identity thing among inhumans? Why did she change her name already? And I checked, the wikia has no idea who she is.
Also she looks only vaguely cobralike and can fly and shift color, was "Naja" really the best choice? Why not based on "Chrysopelea" )gliding snakes)?

Dante was on New Attilan the longest and had never heard of the Unspoken.... geee.... could it be that a guy referred to as such would not be talked about casually? And why does he act as if he had been there for a considerable amount of time? At best weeks had passed and we did not see him interact with any of the "old" Inhumans past Medusa and Gorgo.

You know, the cops just told Dante that he should try the Avengers and I have to ask: Where are the avengers? Where are any of NYC's superheroes?

You know, up to this far, the plotline with Medusa was way better than the one with Dante and Jason. Her betting on the "Unspoken" (even when he rules his name is not spoken?) trying to trick her into accepting him and then betting on him leading her to some terrigen crystals is smart. But the fact that she did not suspect his three cloaked mongolians (complete with foreign language) to be a trick speaks volumes.

So they acknowledge that "Dante's Inferno" is on the nose... doesn't make it any less stupid though.
And that Cobra lady heard Dante in new Attilan talking how he spoke to Thor how he was helped and she decided to follow him instead of talking to another inhuman? Like the registration place that was shown?
Oh right, she is here to make some statement about tolerance via Dante... yeah.... really supple writers.

So they adopted Jason from another group of Inhumans in Africa.... they didn't tell them this why? Really, there is no good reason for this except that he isn't supposed to know. In fact having one that does know and did not want to have superpowers would be something different. But alas this has to be some X-Men stand in.

Wait, ten thousand years... they knew about that mist? Then why didn't ... and why did they adopt some African kid them if they belief they aren't human?
And does Jason dye his hair partially white? I thought that was due to his inhuman status.

I WAS JOKING!!!!!
They really do bring up white guilt. His dad comes in, tells him they have to go quickly and all Jason does is bitch how he isn't some accessory to relief their white guilt. And apparently this bitching happened before.
Also his dad only vaguely tells him "something terrible is coming" and that it is his choice to join them or not.... Who writes this garbage?