Emily’s Reviews > The Gemini Effect > Status Update

i literally could not care less about the firing rate of these different guns. this is adding nothing to my reading experience. i reached 20% and that's it i'm out of here goodbye

yes i definitely needed to know exactly WHICH two kinds of gunships you're referencing in a single useless paragraph. that will completely make up for your extreme militaristic bigotry. listen. no. i'm done. i hate every word of this and i'm not having fun

as everyone knows, if you reference 9/11 you can do whatever you want 8|

L I T E R A L L Y ONE PARAGRAPH LATER and we're hearing all about how gorgeous the token woman for THIS scene is. of course she has red hair and is ready to fight. god i'm so tired.

ohhhhhh good the islamophobia is here. we're trying to fill up our bingo card early here, i see. i think i have to devide at what point this becomes a DNF.

rarr rarr chest pounding 'Murica etc etc

oh gross gross gross gross he's imagining her naked and fantasizing about "peeling her out of that biosuit, one little zipper at a time" gross me out for decades please let one of those rat things kill him i hate this

"she wasn't so cold as to avoid some innocent flirting" ahhhh okay. hmm. i see. so THIS is the road we're going down here. got it. 8|

yes the standard reaction to a coworker asking to show you his junk is DEFINITELY amusement and not being at all skeeved out uh huh sure