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You call it “Humanoids from the Deep,” he calls it “‘Jaws’ for perverts.”
— Mar 02, 2018 06:31PM
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Even though the writing in this is not the best, somehow I never imagined that a Fangoria writer might ever write “grizzly murders.” Damn, baby.
— Mar 02, 2018 07:25PM
Melly
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The movie isn’t ROADHOUSE, crumbum, it’s ROAD HOUSE. You’ll be hearing from my solicitor.
— Mar 02, 2018 06:39PM
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"Dwight Schultz (Lieutenant Reginald Barclay from both the Star Trek: Next Generation and Star Trek: Voyager series)..." He was Murdock on THE A-TEAM, you son of a bitch. We were going to get married when I came of age!
— Mar 02, 2018 03:45PM
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Page one, introduction, I'm already cheesed off. YOU SHUT YOUR PORKY MOUTH ABOUT BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2, IT IS A MODERN CLASSIC AND I WILL ACCEPT NO OTHER INTERPRETATION. This book is going to be a gooder.
— Mar 02, 2018 03:37PM
