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Maja not Maija

Lol they mentioned equinox and I'm like why are you having this billionaire's birthday party at the gym

Ugh extra sauce on pizza nein

Miaomiao!

No way that Swiss army knife is sterilized

Why the fresh fuck would you take the subway to Brooklyn if you could drive

Man I have real questions about the foster care system because they're always acting like it's shit but I've had fam foster kids

Castle Jaeger my ass. No kraut is calling their Schloss the weird for Hunter. I checked. (Though there's a Jägerhof and a Jägersburg and lots of Jagd Schlösser but that's literally just a hunting castle type thing.)

There's a shot called Slut Juice?

I genuinely appreciate that these women, trying to take a black Amex card out for a spin, did not in fact buy an ugly sounding $28K bag.