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The travel writer and his family go to Finland (Lapland actually) at Christmas time. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but you'd best keep your distance; he drinks. Well, at least there's a nearby McDonald's.

A holiday on a ranch is a trial for someone, who, as a kid, couldn't even handle going to summer camp. Many Buddha'd Bangkok offers exotic delights.

A trip to exotic Galapagos is followed by another to the Blue Mountains in Jamaica, where we learn about coffee, drugs, and the sweet, sweet taste of revenge.

In the first chapter, the narrator gives us his story. An average Jewish kid tries sex, drugs and rock and rock but can't get no satisfaction.