Matt’s Reviews > Alien: River of Pain > Status Update

Also, I should say. I’m listening to the full cast dramatization, and I think it’s clear pretty massive edits and changes have been made to Christopher Golden’s text to suit the medium. So my snoozing and snoring all over this one is no disrespect to his original story.

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....wait, a Face Hugger! Yes! Let’s do this thing!

We are literally discussing the insurance claim for the loss of the Nostromo and I want to be eaten by an Alien now

Well good lord this is dull so far.