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Christopher
Christopher is 38% done
"That wasn't you, [MC}. You're not a murderer."
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Based on what? Has our protagonist done anything that wasn't self-serving? Ever?
Apr 29, 2018 04:12PM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)

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Christopher
Christopher is 90% done
"What really worried me was that the Serpents knew we had visited the Greyes. I didn’t see how they could possibly know that, unless someone had told them."
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Or... or... hear me out here... or you have a marker on you from that stupid dagger you're carrying around that lets you track them and they watched you visit the Greyes. There's no need for anyone to betray you when you're stupid.
Apr 29, 2018 06:00PM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)


Christopher
Christopher is 82% done
Our MC is brain-dead. I am stunned he can stand upright on his own. He goes to a secret organization for help, shows up uninvited and a hit from death at their secret base, and then shows aggression when they have shown none. How about just opening your mouth and saying 'hello'?
Apr 29, 2018 05:41PM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)


Christopher
Christopher is 76% done
More inconsistencies... do you can't kill a NPC because the guards will swoop in and murderate you... but you can kidnap one and drag them screaming from the city and the guards don't care?
Apr 29, 2018 05:22PM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)


Christopher
Christopher is 41% done
"I thought about it."
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This dude is literally going to die if you don't do some minor 'kill a creature' quest and you 'thought about it'??? This is the 'good' guy. The good guy is having to think about whether some other player's life is worth his time to kill a couple of rats.

Malfoy could take lessons.
Apr 29, 2018 04:18PM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)


Christopher
Christopher is 38% done
Well, there went all respect I had for our MC. He better go full on Jorg now.
Apr 29, 2018 04:10PM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)


Christopher
Christopher is 38% done
These chaos points need to be applied way more liberally. Our MC needs lots and lots of them. He's way more evil than good.
Apr 29, 2018 04:08PM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)


Christopher
Christopher is 36% done
“[The poisoner] was the person with the hood over their face,” I said. “I’m sure of it.”
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That's a leap good enough for a Harry Potter book.
Apr 29, 2018 04:04PM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)


Christopher
Christopher is 21% done
"Yes, [the magic dagger] drained HP from me if I used it, and I obviously didn’t want to have my location revealed to every [member of the insane evil guild that just started a huge war by destroying a NPC town, breaking a decade long treaty] on the map. Surely this was still a good thing to have?"
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We were doing pretty well, too. But our MC reveals himself to be brain-dead. No, stupid, that's a deathwish.
Apr 29, 2018 03:40PM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)


Christopher
Christopher is 4% done
“You’re fuelled by hate, Janus. Hate won’t lead you anywhere but down a dark path.”

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Good, good, good. We're starting out with someone calling him on his nonsense. I approve.
Apr 29, 2018 09:58AM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)


Christopher
Christopher is starting
Yes, yes, you've established that Herelius is a sadistic monster who murders kittens and puppies in front of the orphans they belong to. He's evil. We get it. Let's move on.
Apr 29, 2018 09:44AM
Tinker, Tailor, Giant, Dwarf (Difficulty: Legendary #2)


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